that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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