what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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