she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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