I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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