Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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