Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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