yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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