what if I'm pregnant?
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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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