I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
my poor anus
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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