i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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