you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
