Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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