why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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