Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This girl is more easily done than said...
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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