You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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