I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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