im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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