We're like a lot better than the average bears
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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