Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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