I cockslap morals
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
