And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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