i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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