and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
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It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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