So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i dont even know how to be here
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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