would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
