i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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