I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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