Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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