i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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