ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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