I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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