yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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