I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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