I want to have your abortion
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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