i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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