Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So vagazzling was a success
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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