Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
we're so committed to being not committed
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