So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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