My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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