I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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