I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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