Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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