May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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