i just wanna soil my oats bro
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
