3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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