Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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