Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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