gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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