yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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