Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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