Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so let's talk penis.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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