he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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