just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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